Walking to one of the Myers bathrooms…
Chella: HI! I had a dream my brother had a baby and then decided he didn't want it so he left it on our doorstep.
Me: That's kinda hilarious.
Chella: He like, left a note and diapers and a carseat, and Sean was like, "WHAT DO WE FEED IT?! WHAT IF IT POOPS?!"
Me: *proceeds to laugh my ass off*
Chella: It was probably the funniest dream I've ever had.
Chella: I have to make a grocery list...
Me: I want a Dalmatian. So I can start a Dalmatian Plantation...where our population can grow.
Chella: You can't have a Dalmatian because they are ridden with disease.
Me: But... but... I want 101 of them. *sad face*
Chella: You want 101 deaf, seizing, bladder stone forming puppies with skin allergies and hip dysplasia?
Chella: That's what I thought. When you have 101 healthy mutt puppies, you'll thank me.
Me: *shows Chella a picture of a Boxer-mix*
Chella: Boxers have a high rate of brain cancer, even in crossbreeds.
Me: You're killing my buzz, man.
I am sitting in the commons with Margali. All of the sudden about 5 minutes ago bagpipes started up in the hallway. Then, suddenly, a drummer joins. We dance in the hall. This is the best day ever.
Hipstamatic on iPhone
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